Paranormal
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Here I sit
What a caper
I have to shit
But I'm out of paper
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit in my pants!
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
the Hillsboro Fire
Department wants you.
Sign posted in a bathroom:
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw
cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!
Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing
machine were these words:
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
On the inside of a toilet door :
Patrons are requested to remain seated
throughout the entire performance.
A sign I saw at a swimming pool :
We don't swim in your toilet,
so please don't pee in our pool!
Another sign seen at a swimming pool :
Welcome to our ool
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...
please aim properly.
